Lost in translation?

We went out to a Chinese buffet ... a couple of interesting things...

There was script written on the table (under the finish) - it looked like it might be "cursive characters", but I'm not sure...

... then this was my "fortune". I read it as written and tried to figure it out...

...then I realized that it made more sense if "virtual" was changed to "virtue". Either way, it was funny!