Windsor Wit and Wisdom

When we were cleaning out Carl's Mom's apartment many months ago, I came across some "Windsor Wit and Wisdom" papers (the name of the community is Windsor) - so I collected them thinking that I could share them on the blog on slow news days!

• Life is pleasant; death is peaceful. It's the transition that is troublesome.
• Money talks and often it's saying "Good-bye".
• Birds have bills too, they just keep on singing.
• Forbidden fruit is responsible for many bad jams.
• God's retirement plan is out of this world.
• A good example is the best sermon.
• The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
• "Well done!" is better than "Well said!"
• Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.
• Live as you wish your kids would.
• Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.
• If you can laugh at it you can live with it.
• People don't fail, they give up.
• When looking for faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.
• Smile, it takes only 13 muscles; a frown takes 64.
• Kindness is a language deaf people can hear and blind can see.
• The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
• A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
• A small leak can sink a great ship.
• You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails.
• We lie the loudest when it is to ourselves.
• A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you just the same.

Additional installments possible in the future!